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Lateefay Funny

Aik dafa Kamran Akmal ne Inzimam se kaha
“Tumhari Kitni umer hai?”
Inzimam ne jawab dia. “meri umer 35 sal hai.”
Ye baat sun kar Kamran Akmal ne kaha “Umer to meri bhi itni hi hai magar main zara bimar simar rahta hoon.



Aik aadmi shayeri main buhat mashhor tha. Wo aik din aik moshaire main gia aur apna kalam sunana shuru kia. “do paint” majma se aawaz aai.
Wah……….wha!’
“do shartain.”
“wah! Kia khub.” Samain ne dad di.
“aik topi.”
“Wah! Kia khub, dobara irshad ………… “ majma ne israr kia.
Shayar ghabra kar bola.” Maaf kijye ga main gazal kay bajaye dhobi ka bil utha laya hoon.

Aik shakhs wakeel se bare ghusse meinkeh raha tha.
Tum talaq dilane key liye 400 dolor fees mang rahe ho jabkeh shadi karne mein sirf 50 dolor kharch huye the.
Wakeel ne muskura kar jawab dia. “janab aazadi key liye hameshah bari qurbani deni parti hai.


Hotale ka bera costomer se! “ janab aap ne 5 rupees tip day kar meri toheen ki hai”
Gahak bere ko ghoor kar bola.”Aur kia chahiye tumhein?”
Bera! “5 rupees aur dijye”
Gahak” aik bar 5 rupe de kar tumhari toheen kar chukka hon dobarah 5 rupe de kar mazeed toheen nahi karna chahta hon.


Honeymoon key doran biwi kay dant mein shaded dard hogia.shohar use doctor key pas le gia. Doctor ne check up key baad kaha. Is dant ko aik sal qabal nikal dena chahiye tha.
Shohar bola aap dant nikal kar is ka bill mere Susar ko bheej dein kiun keh yeh ghaflat inhi ki hai.


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