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Pagal Jokes in Urdu

Aik jahaz main safar ke doran pagal apne sath football bhi lay aaye. Jab jahaz opar gia to unonay foot bal khailni shoro kardi jis ki waja say jahaz hilnay laga. Wahan aik sidha sada pagal bhi baitha hua tha. Aik Air hostess ne is pagal say kaha. “Baith jaain. Jahaz tabah hojai ga. Aik ghantay baad khamoshi chagai. Air hostess ne aakar dacha to jahaz bilkul khali tha. Is ne baithay huye pagal se pucha k saray pagal musafir kahan gaye? Is pagal ne jawab dia. “ main ne unhain kaha kay bahar jakar khelo aur wo chalay gai hain.”


Do pagal phagal khane k sehan mein ghoom rahe the. Unhain aik kutta dekhaii dia. Aik pagal foran us k pas ponhcha aur adab se jhuk ker kaha.”aadab arz kerta hoon hati saheb!”
Doosre pagal ne kaha.” Abe kia ye hati hai?” Pahle ne jawab dia.”
Mujhe bhi maloom hai k ye ghora hai main to yunhi mazaq karraha tha.”


Ostad shagird say: aap kal school kiun nahi aaye the?
Shagird : sir mujhay bird flu ho gia tha.
Ostad : bird flu to mughiyon ko hota hai.
Shagird: mein ab insan nahi raha sir, kiun keh mujhay har roz murgha jo bana detay hain.


Kisi dehati nay apnay dost say kaha. Chalo shehar ki ser karnay chaltay hain. Is kay dost nay kaha dil to mera bhi buhat chahta hai lekin shehar mein jagah jagah jo hidayatein darj hoti hain in par amal karna khasa mushkil hai.

Pichlay mahinay mein shehar gia. Aik jagah likha tha. Yahan thookye. Majbooran mujhay wahan thookna para. Doosri jaga likha tha raddi kaghaz is mein dalein. Mein nay road say raddi utha kar is mein daal di.

Chand qadam aagay bara wahan likha tha, rafter 40 mile/fi ghanta. Bhala batao mein burha aadmi itni teiz rafter say kaisay dor sakta hon lekin marta kia nahi karta mein nay 40 mile/fig hanta ki rafter say dor laga di aur is din kay baad mein nay shehar janay say tobah kar li.



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