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Indian and Pakistani Jokes

Imran: “ iss gaye (cow) ke singh kiun nahi hain?
Jalal: “ baaz ke paidaishi nahi hote, baaz ke larayi jhagray mein toot jate hain, baaz ke hum khood kaat dete hain lekin jis kit tum baat kar rahe ho yeh, gaye nahi gadha hai.”


Aik saaheb ki binayi kamzor ho rahi thi. Wo aankhon ke doctor ke paas gaye. Doctor ne aankhon ka check up karne ke baad kaha: “ abhi aap ainak na lagwayain balkeh aap carrots khana shoro kar dain.”

In sahib ne kaha: “ lekin carrots to hamare kharghosh (rabbit) buhat raghbat se khate hain, yeh ajeeb ilaaj hai.”

Doctor: “kia aap ne apne rabbit ko ainak lagate dekha hai?”



Zahni maraaz ke hospital se aik mareez ko chutti dene se pehle doctor ne mareez se kaha. “Allah ka shukar hai ab aap bilkul theek hain. Aaj hum aap ko ghar bhaij rahe hain. Aap hamara bil ada kar dain.”

Mareez ne shahana lehje main kaha. “ bil kon sa bil? Shahi tabyat tumhara dimagh to kharab nahi ho gia keh Akbar Badsha se bil ki raqam mang rahe ho”.


Atif : “yar farhan! Mein ne suna hai keh mosiqi ke asraat se pani kholta hai.”

Farhan: “ yeh to sach hi hoga kiun keh jab tum gana gate ho to aksar mera khoon kholta uthta hai.



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