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SMS Shayari Funny, Hindi SMS Funny Shayari

Doctor ke paas ab koi na jaaye
Hazme ki ab kahani aur hai
Muft mein julaab le lo bhaiyon
Aaj kul nal mein pani aur hai

Us ka jo zaiqah hai mujhe bhoolta nahi
Afsoos ho raha hai wo aik baar de gaya
Tambakoo muzir jaan hai use chor deejye
Yeh keh ke Noor Khan mujhe Niswar de gia

Aagia bharat se Paksitan mein mera ilaj
Dard e Dil, Dard e Jigar ko ab shafa hone ko hai
Ja raha hon dekhne Ketrina ki Movie nayi
Mere Dard la Dawa ki ab Dawa hone ko hai

Kaisa lage barsti ghataon ke sung sung
Jb ms thon mein zulf siyah ke jamal se
Aise mein mera hath wo hole se tham ke
Aur yun kahe keh aage gatar hai kheyal se

Dil mein basaon Begum tujh ko mein kis tarah se
Yeh baat hi nahi hai mere ikhtiyar mein
Teri pahar jaisi jasamut hai jan e man
Itni jagah kahan hai Dil dagh dar mein

Qasam se har aik larka bhula dongi
Sb hi ki tsweerein jala dongi
Aik tum hi raho gay is dil mein
Balance dalwa do wrnah bhai bana longi

Apni biwi se mein paise chupa kar rakhta hon
Har mahina soch samjh kar hi kharch karta hon
Mahine ka soda bhi roz khood lata hon mein
Ab biwi ko paise dekar ghabrata hon
Roz hi deta hon mein kharchah apni biwi ko
Na don to woh ghosse mein tor de TV ko
Kab milti hai salary is ko khoob yaad rehti hai
Sach dhaj kar to woh is din tiyar rehti hai
Meri psand ke khane bhi woh khoob banati hai
Is bahane se mujhe shaping par le jati hai
Yunhi chalti rahe hamari tu tu mein mein
Aik dooje se khush rahein hum zindagi mein


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