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Pakistani jokes likes very much, especially in young generation. After common the mobile phone they share jokes through mobile phone. Now a day there are many tensions in every life. Everybody live their life in tension. You have to fresh your mood for spent happy life. We provide you a movement for your mood fresh with help of funny jokes. Some Pakistani jokes which fresh your mood.

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Latifay in Urdu

Aik nayi dolat mand aurat nay apni saheli say kaha, patah nahi kaisay log hain jo dolat pakar apni haisyat bhool jatay hain, mujhay dekho khuda ka dia sab kuch hai magar aaj tak apni tareef nahi ki, na hi shekhi baghari! Acha! Tum baitho mein tumharay liye juice bana kar laati hon.

Saheli nay kaha .......Aray choro! Takalluf bazi!

Aurat boli! Nahi nahi takalluf ki kia baat! Gol kamray ki bari aabnoshi table kay paas full size fridge aur color TV, VCR kay pichay jo shelf hai na, is mein deck kay qareeb hi juicer para hua hai bas abhi bana kar laati hon.


Baap nay ghussay mein apnay chotay betay ko martay huye kaha tumhein sharm nahi aati jo apnay Dada kay dushmanon say dosti kartay ho.

Betay nay pucha: Aakhir aisi kia baat ho gayi thi keh yeh dushmani chali aarahi hai.

Hamaray dushmanon nay tumharay Dada ko akhrot diye the jabkeh tumharay Dada kay dant(teeth) nahi the. Baap nay kaha.

Isi doran bara beta hath mein pistol lay kar dakhil hua aur kehnay laga: Abba jaan! Mein nay badla lay lia hai.

Ketno ko maar daala hai? baap nay bay qarari say poocha.

Kisi ko nahi, mein to is kay ganjay Dada ko kanghi(comb) day aaya hon.