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Pehla dost (doosre dost se): is bar tumhein salgirah mein kia kia gift mile?

Doosra dost ne kaha: gift to buhat mile lekin aik baja buhat acha hai aisa gift is se pehle kabhi nahi mila.

Pehla: is mein aisi kia khas baat hai?

Doosra: Ammi mujhe is ko na bajane key liye rozana 5 ropey deti hain.


Apne shagirdon ko bijli ke bare mein batate huye primary school key teacher ne munasib samjha keh roz marrah zindagi mein se misalein di jayein chunancha inhon ne aik shagird ko khare hone ka isharah karte huye kaha

Farz karo mein pankhe (fan) ka button dabata hon lekin fan nahi chalta to is ka kia mtlab hai.

Shagird ne jawab dia: yahi keh aap ne bijli ka bil ada nahi kia hai.


Aik Kanjoos lakh pati se marne ke baad farishte ne poocha : tum ne dunya mein koi neki ki ho to batao?

Kanjoos ne jawab dia: aik din mein ne faqir ko aik rupyah dia tha, aik martabah mohalle ki masjid mein lota rakhwaya tha aur aik bar hospital ko 5 rupay diye the.

Farishte ne kaha: yeh lo apne 6 rupay aur aik lota aur dozakh mein chalne ke liye tiyar ho jao.

Sipahi ( aik aurat se) khatoon! Jis car ne aap ko takkar mari thi aap ne is ka number to dekha hoga?

Khatoon (sonchte huye): nahi mein ne is ka number nahi dekha albattah us car mein aik smart si aurat baithi thi. Is ne pink rung ka soot pehna hua tha. Jis ka kapra 60 Rs meter wala tha, is key right hand mein ring thi jis mein naqli hira laga hua tha aur balon mein pital ka clip tha jis par sone ka pani charha tha.


School teacher ne bachon ko Newton ka waqiya sunaya. Aik din Newton baagh mein saib ke darakht ke niche baitha tha keh is ke sar par aik saib aa gira aur yun is ne kashish e saqal ka osool dryaft kar lia.

Phir is ne bachon se poocha: aap ne is baat se kia sabaq hasil kia?

Aik bacha bola: yahi keh school se ghaib hona kitni achi baat hai, agar Newton is din school gia hota to yeh osool kabhi dryaft na hota.


Aik clerk ne apne officer ko khane par bulaya clerk aur is ki biwi ne is ki khoob khatir tawaza ki jis par officer buhat khush hua.

Clark ne socha ab is ki taraqqi ho jaye gi. Jb Saheb khana kha kar jane lage to Clark ka bacha aya aur kehne laga.

Daddy! yeh uncle itine mote to nahi phir aap inhein genda kiun kehte hain.