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Jokes in Hindi

Aik pareshan hal shakhs aik aadmi ke pas apna shanakhti card form pur karane ke liye aaya.
Is aadmi ne pucha: tmhara naam?
Is ne jawab dia: Aslam Khan.
Aadmi ne phir poocha : Baap ka naam?
Is ne jawab dia: Akram Khan
Aadmin ne poocha: Shanakhti Alamat.
Woh shakhsh maasoomyat se bola: likh dijye chehre par pareshani ka asar.


Marisz :Doctor Saheb ! mujhe aisi cheez ki zaroorat hai jis se mein chaq o choband ho jaon mere rongte khare ho jayein, mein larne marne par taiyar ho jaon kia aap ne mere liye noskhe mein aisi koi cheez shamil kar di hai?
Doctor ne jab dia: Noskhe mein nahi bill mein zaroor shamil kar di hai.

Aik jagah shadi ho rahi thi ghar walon ne deg ke pas apne rishte dar ko baitha dia ta keh woh mehmanon ko hisab se khana tqseem kare woh aadmi rishte daron ko do botyan aur aik aalo deta aur nawaqif ko aik aalo aur shorba
Shadi mein aik ajnabi khana lene gia is ki plate mein aalo aur shorba daal dia gia woh boti ki umeed le kar doosri martaba khana lene gia phir shorba aur aalo mila to is ne kaha bhayi saheb! koi haddi wala aalo nahi hai.


Aik shakhs ko mohalle ke larke buhat tang karte the aur ise mukhtalif namon se pukarte the aik din woh saheb apne dost ke sath ja rahe the keh aik larke ne aawaz lagayi. Yeh to pagal hai.
Yeh sun kar is ne apne dost se kaha bhayi saheb yeh larke aap ko pagal keh rahe hain.
Dost ne kaha ji nahi yeh aap ko keh rahe hain.
Is shakhs ne kaha har giz nahi yeh aap hi ko keh rahe hain mujhe to yeh chohara kehte hain.


Shohar biwi ko english sikha raha tha.
Biwi dopehar mein: Dinner le lo ji.
Shohar : Jahil, yeh dinner nahi lunch hai.
Biwi: Jahil ho ge tum, yeh raat ka bacha hua khana hai.


Mareez: mujhe ajeeb si bimari ho gayi hai.
Jab meri biwi bolti hai to mujhe kuch sunayi nahi deta.
Doctor: yeh bimari nahi tum par Allah ki khas rehmat hai.


Biwi apne shohar se: tum to kehte the ki shadi ki baad bhi mujhe pyar karo gay?

Shohar: to mujhe kia pata tha keh tumhari shadi mujh se hi ho jaye gi.


Aik khatoon ko apne shohar par bila wajah shak karne ki aadat thi jab bhi woh daftar se ya phir kisi jagah se wapas aata to is ke coat ko check karti agar aik baal bhi nazar aajata to phir to be chare shohar ki shamat hi aajati thi. Aik din shohar daftar se ghar aaya is ne is ke lebas ko puri tarah check ki lekin kuch bhi nazar aaya.
acha ... is ne munh basorte huye kaha " ab tum ne ganji aurton ke sath bhi dosti shuru kar di hai."