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Shadi se pehle har mard apni biwi ko be panah chahta hai aur shadi ke baad?
Sirf panah chahta hai.


If Husband is head of the family then What's Wife?
Wife is the neck of the family which can turn the head anywhere....


Shadi ki tqreeb mein jin aa gia jin ko dekhte hi larkiyan ki chikhein nikal gayin.

Aik Baba Ji ne larkiyon ko wazoo karne ko kaha.

Larkiyan Wazoo kar ke aayein to ..........

Jin ki chikhein nikal gayin.


Police: Khabar mili hai keh aap ke ghar mein dhamaka kheiz mawad mojood hai.
Aadmi: Sahab Ji! itla to theek hai magar abhi woh maike gayi huyi hai..........!!!


Biwi: Suna hai keh jannat mein shohar ko biwi ke sath nahi rehne dein gay......
Shohar: bilkul Sahi suna hai.
Biwi: Aaisa kiun..?
Shohar : Paghli isi liye to usay jannat kehte hain.


Aik paithan ne biwi ki muhabbat mein niswar chor di

Buhat achay phir....

Phir kia.....

teen ghante baad dimagh kharab hone ki wajah se biwi chor di.


Char sardar train ke piche bhag rahe the
do train par charne mein kamyaab ho gaye
logon ne kaha sardar ji Weldone
Sardar: Khak weldone
jana to unhon ne tha jo niche rah gaye hum to chorne aaye the.


Doctor : Aap ke 3 dant kaise toot gaye?
Mareez: Ji woh meri biwi ne karak roti banayi thi.
Doctor : To khaane se inkar kar dete.
Mareez: Ji woh hi to kia tha.


Biwi: Agar mein gum ho jaon to tum kya karo gay?
Shohar: Akhbar mein ishtehar donga.
Shohar: Khush hote huye. Kya likhon gay ishtehar mein?
Shohar: Jise mile thora aur door chor aaye.